Lunchroom Legend Gifts

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

At least you got a 'works well with food grade' in lunchroom.

"Expense account or regular?"

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'Trade you lunches?'

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

The facilitator from hell.

'A sandwich?'

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

STRIP Hambone: Wafer thin new computers

'I was bringing your businessman's lunch, sir, but a Government bureaucrat confiscated it!'

Market research dept: '67% out to lunch.'

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

"Conference Call"

Job Safety - Lunch.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'