Lunchroom Legend Gifts

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

At least you got a 'works well with food grade' in lunchroom.

"Expense account or regular?"

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'Mother?'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

'Trade you lunches?'

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

The facilitator from hell.

'A sandwich?'

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

STRIP Hambone: Wafer thin new computers

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

'I was bringing your businessman's lunch, sir, but a Government bureaucrat confiscated it!'

Does anyone have any ideas that aren't about lunch?

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

Wait, Dear --- You forgot your lunch! Oh, heck! I'm already halfway to work!

Market research dept: '67% out to lunch.'

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

Job Safety - Lunch.

"Conference Call"