Lunch Time Legend Gifts

"A bigger sandwich doesn't grant you a longer lunch break."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'Trade you lunches?'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

' Well..She did it to me again.'

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

'You must have been pretty sleepy this morning, Mom -- you made me a silverware sandwich.'

At least you got a 'works well with food grade' in lunchroom.

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on." (Colour)

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

I've noticed the tone of your letters always change after lunch.

Sign on door: Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

'It finally happened. The school hired a nutritionist and I really did flunk lunch.'

'My goodness, it's 12:15:0936420175. Time for lunch.'

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

'Mr. Walsh, it's not a hostile takeover. It's only your lunch!'

"This school is so good, I even learn stuff during lunch."

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'

Lunch

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

I'm going out Miss Tasket. I have a business lunch.