Lunchtime Gifts

Men at lunch.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Lunch Break

Lunch Break

Sign on door: Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

I've noticed the tone of your letters always change after lunch.

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'

Tartine

"You do like octopus?"

"You keep impeccable time."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Expense account or regular?"

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

Out to Scrunch.

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

Urban lunch

"Lunchward ho!"

One Hour Sandwich shop

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

For the Love of Peanut Butter