Lunchtime Legend Gifts

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

Guy sitting on bank pulling fishing rod out of water with sign from fish attached to hook: Out to Lunch.

'Mr. Walsh, it's not a hostile takeover. It's only your lunch!'

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'Trade you lunches?'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

For the Love of Peanut Butter

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

BLT

'You must have been pretty sleepy this morning, Mom -- you made me a silverware sandwich.'

At least you got a 'works well with food grade' in lunchroom.

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on." (Colour)

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

I've noticed the tone of your letters always change after lunch.

Sign on door: Dept. Of Neanderthal Literature - Out Eat Back.

Literary Lunch

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

'It finally happened. The school hired a nutritionist and I really did flunk lunch.'

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

'What's for lunch...Vegetables?'

Lunch

Lunch Break

I'm going out Miss Tasket. I have a business lunch.

'I'm brown bagging it today.'