Lunchbox Legend Gifts

'It finally happened. The school hired a nutritionist and I really did flunk lunch.'

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

'Trade you lunches?'

'Mom always packs great lunches at the beginning of the year.'

'He's the only kid I know who can peel an orange in his pocket.'

"Hey, Momma...you gotta my lunch packed?"

'Well, I got fired again -- thanks to those crummy lunches you pack for me!'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

'You must have been pretty sleepy this morning, Mom -- you made me a silverware sandwich.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Cat Reunion

School trip little porters.

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Back to School

I'm glad to see your mother hasn't lost her sense of humor.

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

'Thanks to my dog I travel light.'

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

At least you got a 'works well with food grade' in lunchroom.

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on." (Colour)