Lunchbox Guru Gifts

'Your mother ever try to slip spinach into your sandwiches?'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

School trip little porters.

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'Trade you lunches?'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Schoolboy with lunch box.

Zoomies call.

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

Back to School

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

'Thanks to my dog I travel light.'

I'm glad to see your mother hasn't lost her sense of humor.

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

'You must have been pretty sleepy this morning, Mom -- you made me a silverware sandwich.'

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

The mortician's lunch-box.

Monsanto offices sandwich delivery

"Peanut butter again?"

'It finally happened. The school hired a nutritionist and I really did flunk lunch.'

'The Ploughman's Lunch Box.'

'I love, love, love your mother's sense of humor.'

'Yes, it's my lunch-bag: Keep in mind that gum-leaves are not very nutritious...'

'My wife is a circus clown. We got our lunch boxes mixed up again.'

'Black ants again! Timmy's mum gives him honey-pot ants for his school lunch...'

Things I Learned From My Brother. . .

'I'm brown bagging it today.'

' I don't care if acorns is all you get to eat,you're not getting any of my lunch.'