Lunchbox Hero Gifts

School trip little porters.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'Trade you lunches?'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Schoolboy with lunch box.

Back to School

'Thanks to my dog I travel light.'

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

I'm glad to see your mother hasn't lost her sense of humor.

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

'You must have been pretty sleepy this morning, Mom -- you made me a silverware sandwich.'

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

The mortician's lunch-box.

'Your mother ever try to slip spinach into your sandwiches?'

Monsanto offices sandwich delivery

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"Peanut butter again?"

'It finally happened. The school hired a nutritionist and I really did flunk lunch.'

'The Ploughman's Lunch Box.'

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

'Yes, it's my lunch-bag: Keep in mind that gum-leaves are not very nutritious...'

'My wife is a circus clown. We got our lunch boxes mixed up again.'