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School trip little porters.

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'Trade you lunches?'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Back to School

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

"Thanks, but there's really nothing to do while the meat's smoking."

'Thanks to my dog I travel light.'

I'm glad to see your mother hasn't lost her sense of humor.

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

'You must have been pretty sleepy this morning, Mom -- you made me a silverware sandwich.'

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

The mortician's lunch-box.

'Your mother ever try to slip spinach into your sandwiches?'

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"Peanut butter again?"

Monsanto offices sandwich delivery

'It finally happened. The school hired a nutritionist and I really did flunk lunch.'

'The Ploughman's Lunch Box.'

Don't be a jerk, Bob – Take the cart back to the corral.

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'

'My wife is a circus clown. We got our lunch boxes mixed up again.'

'Yes, it's my lunch-bag: Keep in mind that gum-leaves are not very nutritious...'

'Mr. Walsh, it's not a hostile takeover. It's only your lunch!'