Lunchbox Defender Gifts

People who steal food out of the fridge at work and then say. . .

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

School trip little porters.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'Trade you lunches?'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Back to School

I'm glad to see your mother hasn't lost her sense of humor.

'Thanks to my dog I travel light.'

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

'Drop the can opener!'

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

Be aware of what your food is up to: protect yourself against snack attacks.

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

'You must have been pretty sleepy this morning, Mom -- you made me a silverware sandwich.'

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

The mortician's lunch-box.

'Your mother ever try to slip spinach into your sandwiches?'

"Peanut butter again?"

'I don't know whos lunch this was but the meatloaf was terrific!'

Monsanto offices sandwich delivery

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

'It finally happened. The school hired a nutritionist and I really did flunk lunch.'

'The Ploughman's Lunch Box.'

' I don't care if acorns is all you get to eat,you're not getting any of my lunch.'

'Black ants again! Timmy's mum gives him honey-pot ants for his school lunch...'

'My wife is a circus clown. We got our lunch boxes mixed up again.'

"I'm warning you! One step closer and I'll scream!"

'Yes, it's my lunch-bag: Keep in mind that gum-leaves are not very nutritious...'

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."