Lunchbox Defender Mugs

People who steal food out of the fridge at work and then say. . .

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

School trip little porters.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'Trade you lunches?'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Back to School

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

'Thanks to my dog I travel light.'

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

I'm glad to see your mother hasn't lost her sense of humor.

'Drop the can opener!'

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

'You must have been pretty sleepy this morning, Mom -- you made me a silverware sandwich.'

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

Be aware of what your food is up to: protect yourself against snack attacks.

The mortician's lunch-box.

'Your mother ever try to slip spinach into your sandwiches?'

'I don't know whos lunch this was but the meatloaf was terrific!'

"Peanut butter again?"

Monsanto offices sandwich delivery

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

'It finally happened. The school hired a nutritionist and I really did flunk lunch.'

'The Ploughman's Lunch Box.'

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

"I'm warning you! One step closer and I'll scream!"

'I'm brown bagging it today.'

' I don't care if acorns is all you get to eat,you're not getting any of my lunch.'

"I should've never eaten that box lunch."

'My wife is a circus clown. We got our lunch boxes mixed up again.'