Lunchbox Strategist Mugs

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"Damn it, PB&J again."

Chez Nous Menu

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

School trip little porters.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Pull and all nighter...

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'Trade you lunches?'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Guac-A-Mole"

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

Back to School

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."