Lunchbox Strategist Gifts

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

"Damn it, PB&J again."

Chez Nous Menu

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

School trip little porters.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Pull and all nighter...

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'Trade you lunches?'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

"Guac-A-Mole"

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

Back to School

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'