Lunchbox Aficionado Gifts

'Well, I got fired again -- thanks to those crummy lunches you pack for me!'

"I bet your wife's given you sardine sandwiches again."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

School trip little porters.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'Trade you lunches?'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Schoolboy with lunch box.

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"I brought my lunch."

"Lunchward ho!"

The Office Dinosaur in: Lord of the Lunches

"Lunch!"

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

Sandwich filing.

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

Back to School

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

"This isn't a donor heart. It's a tuna on rye."

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

Carnegie Deli

C.I.A. concealing the location of their lunch appointment.

"It's a working lunch."

Woman opens sushi box.

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'Then it's decided... the United Nations will bring full sanctions against Rienzo's Hoagie Hut for today's cruddy lunch.'

I'm glad to see your mother hasn't lost her sense of humor.

"Veni, Vidi, Lunchi."