Lunchbox Lovers Gifts

Back to School

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

School trip little porters.

Back in 5 minutes!

"Expense account or regular?"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

Lunch Meet

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

'Trade you lunches?'

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

Schoolboy with lunch box.

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

The facilitator from hell.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'A sandwich?'

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

One Hour Sandwich shop

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'I was bringing your businessman's lunch, sir, but a Government bureaucrat confiscated it!'

Does anyone have any ideas that aren't about lunch?

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

Wait, Dear --- You forgot your lunch! Oh, heck! I'm already halfway to work!

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."