Lunchbox Lover Gifts

'The Ploughman's Lunch Box.'

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

Pigeons empty crumbs from their lunchboxes.

'Yes, it's my lunch-bag: Keep in mind that gum-leaves are not very nutritious...'

'My wife is a circus clown. We got our lunch boxes mixed up again.'

'Black ants again! Timmy's mum gives him honey-pot ants for his school lunch...'

'My mom packs a lunch, high in nutrition but low in trade value.'

' I don't care if acorns is all you get to eat,you're not getting any of my lunch.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

School trip little porters.

"Expense account or regular?"

Back in 5 minutes!

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

'Trade you lunches?'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

The facilitator from hell.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'A sandwich?'

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

One Hour Sandwich shop

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

Back to School

I'm glad to see your mother hasn't lost her sense of humor.