Lunchbox Legends Gifts

'I'm brown bagging it today.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

School trip little porters.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Lunch Meet

"I'll trade you my cupcake for your head lice."

'Trade you lunches?'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Schoolboy with lunch box.

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Back to School

'Thanks to my dog I travel light.'

"Ah, peanut butter and jelly! Looks like the pandemic stock pile of olive loaf has finally run out."

I'm glad to see your mother hasn't lost her sense of humor.

'That's sure a funny lookin' sandwich bag!'

"It's a note from teacher. She wants to trade the apple I gave her for my chocolate fudge brownie."

At least you got a 'works well with food grade' in lunchroom.

'You must have been pretty sleepy this morning, Mom -- you made me a silverware sandwich.'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on." (Colour)

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

"Have a good day at school. Here - don't forget your lunch."

The mortician's lunch-box.

'Your mother ever try to slip spinach into your sandwiches?'

"Peanut butter again?"

Monsanto offices sandwich delivery

'It finally happened. The school hired a nutritionist and I really did flunk lunch.'

'The Ploughman's Lunch Box.'