Lunch Defender Gifts

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Expense account or regular?"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

'Mother?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

The facilitator from hell.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

'A sandwich?'

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

'I was bringing your businessman's lunch, sir, but a Government bureaucrat confiscated it!'

STRIP Hambone: Wafer thin new computers

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

Market research dept: '67% out to lunch.'

'Drop the can opener!'

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

City Diner - Out to lunch.

"Conference Call"

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

'Shall I get it?' 'No, I'll get it, you pay.'

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

Be aware of what your food is up to: protect yourself against snack attacks.

'One or the other, Mr Yomp, but not both, prayer breakfast OR power lunch!'