Lunch Defender Gifts

Tired of repeatedly having her lunch stolen from the breakroom refrigerator, Debbie sprayed her bag with artificial Rotted-Lunch Scent.

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Expense account or regular?"

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

The facilitator from hell.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

Lunch-Hour Highlights

'A sandwich?'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

Wait, Dear --- You forgot your lunch! Oh, heck! I'm already halfway to work!

Does anyone have any ideas that aren't about lunch?

STRIP Hambone: Wafer thin new computers

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

'I was bringing your businessman's lunch, sir, but a Government bureaucrat confiscated it!'

Wow, you're right! Your mom's regurgitated worms are way better than my mom's!

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

Market research dept: '67% out to lunch.'

'Drop the can opener!'

City Diner - Out to lunch.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"Conference Call"

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

'What was the best thing before sliced bread?'

Be aware of what your food is up to: protect yourself against snack attacks.

...I'd like a word about these office snacks.

'Shall I get it?' 'No, I'll get it, you pay.'