Lunch Bandit Gifts

'I don't know whos lunch this was but the meatloaf was terrific!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"First time pruning?"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Expense account or regular?"

Deliboys

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Am Awful Crammer.

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

Cookie Surveillance

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Fido and Fifi

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

The facilitator from hell.

Lunch-Hour Highlights

'A sandwich?'

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

Cookie Thief

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

'I was bringing your businessman's lunch, sir, but a Government bureaucrat confiscated it!'

Bart is quite at home on the range.

A dog biscuit