Lunch Money Vigilantes Gifts

'So, the kid who used to steal my lunch money needs a second mortgage...'

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

Schoolboy with lunch box.

Lunch-Hour Highlights

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

"Nothing for me, thanks."

"You've just raided your last patch!"

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

'I don't know whos lunch this was but the meatloaf was terrific!'

Centurion with an empty plate.

"Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!"

I'm going out Miss Tasket. I have a business lunch.

'It's not the six pints that destroy your afternoon. It's going back to the office.'

'I'm being Pigeon Voled.'

Hot dog stand.

'Well of course the custard's lumpy...it's got garlic in it.'

Joe's Bar: Lunch Special

'So THIS, Hartwelder, is how YOU spend your lunch hours?!'

No personal food trays.

"When I said I didn't mind you having lunch at your desk, I was thinking of a light snack."

'Not a problem. On what they pay us, I can't afford lunch.'

Office Lunch Menu - Bite of sandwich, sip of drink.

Tired of repeatedly having her lunch stolen from the breakroom refrigerator, Debbie sprayed her bag with artificial Rotted-Lunch Scent.

"You know, everybody says cafeteria food is good for nothing...but I disagree."