Lunch Liberationist Gifts

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

Tartine

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Expense account or regular?"

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'Since Fleming already beat you to it with penicillin, I take it we can dispose of your week-old sandwich?'

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

Lunch Meet

'You made me jump.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

Food van driving through an office.

The facilitator from hell.

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

Lunch-Hour Highlights

'A sandwich?'

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

"Don't think you can just put the on the costume and replace Jeff."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.