Lunch Ladies Gifts

At the lunch ladies' lounge.

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Expense account or regular?"

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

'Mother?'

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

Lunch Meet

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'You made me jump.'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

"I brought my lunch."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

Food van driving through an office.

The facilitator from hell.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

Urban lunch

'A sandwich?'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"Lunch!"

Dog's Sandwich

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

One Hour Sandwich shop

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."