Ladies Who Lunch Gifts

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

'I've decided to try that new 'camel's milk'... One hump or two?'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Expense account or regular?"

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

'You made me jump.'

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Lunch Meet

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

Food van driving through an office.

"I brought my lunch."

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

The facilitator from hell.

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

Urban lunch

'A sandwich?'

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"Lunch!"

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

One Hour Sandwich shop

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Dog's Sandwich

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."