Ladies' Luncheon Gifts

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

A day at the races

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Bingo night.

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'You made me jump.'

Lunch Meet

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I brought my lunch."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

Urban lunch

"Lunch!"

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

Ladies Day

"This isn't a donor heart. It's a tuna on rye."

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

"Veni, Vidi, Lunchi."

"I prefer working remotely, except when there's a free lunch."

Girls night!

Woman opens sushi box.

'Ms Phipps! Joey accidentally brought his grandmother's cream cheese and cucumber sandwich for lunch! Call 911!'