Ladies' Luncheon Mugs

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

A day at the races

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Bingo night.

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'You made me jump.'

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

Lunch Meet

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

"I brought my lunch."

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

Urban lunch

"Lunch!"

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

Ladies Day

'Ms Phipps! Joey accidentally brought his grandmother's cream cheese and cucumber sandwich for lunch! Call 911!'

'Then it's decided... the United Nations will bring full sanctions against Rienzo's Hoagie Hut for today's cruddy lunch.'

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

Woman opens sushi box.

"I prefer working remotely, except when there's a free lunch."

"Veni, Vidi, Lunchi."

Girls night!