Annual Luncheon Mugs

You're invited - 10th annual starving artists association annual luncheon - menu - carrot stick.

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

A man looks up at the earth

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Absent friends!'

'Thanks to our exensive cost-cutting efforts, we managed to turn a profit.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

". . . and in the immortal words of the man on our nameplate, 'In this world, nothing is certain but death.'"

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

'Hold on ? I have a followup question for you to evade.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

Umpire's Banquet.

The Butlers Ball.

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

The Annual Gathering of the Chameleons

"And here is the winning board of the year."

The Last Dinner

'We'd like to merge two business lunches.'

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"