Annual Luncheon T-Shirts

You're invited - 10th annual starving artists association annual luncheon - menu - carrot stick.

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

A man looks up at the earth

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Absent friends!'

'Thanks to our exensive cost-cutting efforts, we managed to turn a profit.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

". . . and in the immortal words of the man on our nameplate, 'In this world, nothing is certain but death.'"

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Hold on ? I have a followup question for you to evade.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

The Butlers Ball.

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

"And here is the winning board of the year."

The Annual Gathering of the Chameleons

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

'We'd like to merge two business lunches.'

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

The Last Dinner

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

"To meditate on the mysteries of nature. Why do you come?"