Annual Dinner T-Shirts

The Butlers Ball.

Drunk lizard/newt gets thrown out of the 'Nibworth Nature & Wildlife Conservation Annual Dinner Dance'.

The Last Dinner

Friends of the Academy annual dinner

'Non confromists society annual dinner' "You can't come in mate...Its formal dress"

'I couldn't find a thing not to wear.'

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

A man looks up at the earth

'Absent friends!'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Thanks to our exensive cost-cutting efforts, we managed to turn a profit.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

Anton's Bar and Grill

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

The nonprofit dog fight.

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

". . . and in the immortal words of the man on our nameplate, 'In this world, nothing is certain but death.'"

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

Ventriloquist's fete

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'Hold on ? I have a followup question for you to evade.'

Umpire's Banquet.

"And here is the winning board of the year."

'Well, what kind of turnout did you expect?'

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

The Annual Gathering of the Chameleons

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'