Lunch Lady Mugs

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

"Talk about cruel and unusual punishment!"

"Next week si my parent & teacher, principal, guidance counselor, crossing guard, bus driver and lunch lady conference. Is that bad?"

'No thanks. Last time I had one of your tiny sandwiches I bit my finger.'

Kid to cafeteria lady: 'The pig-in-a-blanket ,,, is it a Snuggie'

"Don't worry about serving chicken to a vegetarian, Carmen. We all make mistakes. I once mistook a mop bucket for a soup pot."

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

'The muffin lady was a little odd, but this turkey drumstick lady is whack!'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'Haven't you heard. Shoulder pads are on their way out?'

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

'You made me jump.'

"Tia Carmen, can I have a few bucks for the vending machines?"

"Well, Carmen, you didn't serve chicken to a vegetarian after all. Turns out his friend put this piece of rubber in his salad as a joke."

"Will you be here tonight, Principal Gomez?"

"I think the the students are going to like your buffet. The bread looks fresh...the potatoes look creamy...and the attendant looks heavenly!"

"We'll be catering the school dance!"

"What? No! Norma, the hairnets are not edible!"

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"What are you making, Norma?"

"Baldo? You left green beans on your plate!"

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!"

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

"This school is so good, I even learn stuff during lunch."

"I just got a tweet today's entrees are yucky!"

'For goodness sake, don't put your knife in your mouth. But my fork leaks.'

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

"Hey ladies...you're looking super nice... Is that a new outfit? Foxy!"

'This tea tastes dreadful.' - 'Tea? That's peanut butter soup.'

"Principal Gomez! What are you doing here? Don't you in your office."

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

'I could have married anyone I pleased. Except I never pleased anyone.'

The latest in reality drama shows: 'Cafeteria Ladies.'