Ladies Who Lunch T-Shirts

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

'I've decided to try that new 'camel's milk'... One hump or two?'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Expense account or regular?"

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

'You made me jump.'

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

Lunch Meet

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

Food van driving through an office.

"I brought my lunch."

The facilitator from hell.

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

Urban lunch

'A sandwich?'

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

'We're ready to order... ORDER!'

"Lunch!"

One Hour Sandwich shop

Dog's Sandwich

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."