Dinner Ladies Gifts

"Yesterday's weenies have migrated in with today's nuggets."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'You made me jump.'

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Champagne Charlie.

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

'You're pushing food round your plate.' 'No, it's moving on its own.'

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

"What do you recommend today?"

'White beetroot?' 'I bleached them.'

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

"Let it breathe for an hour, to bring out the best home-truths."

'This melts in the mouth.' 'It's ice cubes.'

'This chicken has no taste or character.' 'I thought you wanted to eat it, not offer it a job.'

'Glass of hot water please, I want to wash the cutlery'

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

Woman serving tea from a huge barbecue-like teacup.

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

'Your tea is getting cold.'

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