Diner Lovers Gifts

Mom's Diner: "Just like mom used to make."

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"Regular service or affected?"

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

'Can I have flies with that'

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"