Diner Lovers Pillows

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

'Can I have flies with that'

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Regular service or affected?"

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

Beef stew 50c. (In a bowl - $1.75)

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup