Dining Lover Gifts

Baking pizza in open kitchen in restaurant.

'Mountain lions.'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"Regular service or affected?"

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Can I get a box for this?'

Champagne Charlie.

'We'll get our food....eventually.'

"I'll have the Mediterranean truffle sea bass, pan seared, and thrown into my mouth from across the room."

'How do you guys want your trans fatty acids prepared?'

"We're out of flowers."

"Linguini for two?"

'How do you prepare your chicken?' 'We just tell 'em they're gonna die.'

-A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Three Pigs.

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

'Shall I bring two children's meals, or will Madam regurgitate her own?'

This must be the address where Joe and Maureen are throwing the dinner party!

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

"This is all very romantic, but I can't see my fork."

"What do you recommend today?"

"Wow, you've got to try this combination."