Dining Out Lover Gifts

'...Okay...so who had the thirteen bottles of Chardonnay?'

'No more wine for me thanks Dan. That first glass went straight to my head.'

"Where do you want to argue?"

'We're hunters and gatherers but tonight we decided to eat out.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Regular service or affected?"

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

Champagne Charlie.

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

"What do you recommend today?"

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

Spinach Dating.

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

Mom's Diner: "Just like mom used to make."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Cook Book. The cookbooks are just Ernie's way of shifting the blame.

'I thought it was my turn to cook, but I didn't make anything because I wanted you to take me out to eat.'

We're nocturnal. Do you know any nocturnes?

'Hey!! Put your plate in the dishwasher!'

'If you were in a hurry, sir, you shoudn't have ordered the overnight marinade.'

We don't have poached eggs. How about an elephant tusk?'

'Progresso or Campbells Select!'

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"