Dining Out Lover Pillows

'...Okay...so who had the thirteen bottles of Chardonnay?'

'No more wine for me thanks Dan. That first glass went straight to my head.'

"Where do you want to argue?"

'We're hunters and gatherers but tonight we decided to eat out.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Regular service or affected?"

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

Champagne Charlie.

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

"What do you recommend today?"

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

'What a relief to find out that fewer calories don't add up to longevity.'

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

Spinach Dating.

"... Wine list? No, we don't have a wine list! Perhaps I can get sir something from the vending machine?"

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

'I thought it was my turn to cook, but I didn't make anything because I wanted you to take me out to eat.'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'Hey!! Put your plate in the dishwasher!'

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

'If you were in a hurry, sir, you shoudn't have ordered the overnight marinade.'

We don't have poached eggs. How about an elephant tusk?'

We still prepare our food the old fashioned way...from a can!

TGI Doomsday.

'It's not a romantic touch, it's a power cut.'

'I don't care how old your wife says you act, you still can't get the child's prices.'

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

'Hey! My Chili is Chilly!' 'I'll add some Chilies!'