Dining Out Lovers Gifts

"The Garlic Escargot Velouté...would you like that in the traditional tureen, or supersized in a bucket?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Ten out of ten for effort...

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"And how would you like your steak?"

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

Romantic Frogs

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'May I recommend a dry white with the seafood dish.'

"I suppose I should have let a few minutes elapse between declaring my love for you and announcing that I also loved lobster."

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

"It's a cucumber mousse with a mushroom roam, but at least your bill will be substantial."

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

"Oh, do you like the candles? I made them myself our of old crayons!"

'Tasty.'

"Why, of course I love you...and other such keywords."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'With our romantic candlelight dinner, I'm obligated to include a safe-sex warning.'

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

'Waiter. Tonight, we're pulling out all the stops! Get her the steak special and I'll have the pork chops.'

Spinach Dating.

"I don't know - I feel like we always split the cheese plate."

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

'A table for two?'