"Well if bread's free, and gravy's free, how about bread and gravy?"
First Job As A Lunch Lady Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift to commemorate her first job as a lunch lady? Find playful and memorable items that capture this special moment, perfect for boosting confidence and adding some humor to her new role. Celebrate her hardworking spirit and new beginnings with gifts that make her smile.
"No thanks, I brought my lunch."
"Expense account or regular?"
'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'
"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"
'Mother?'
"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."
Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.
'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'
'You made me jump.'
'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'
'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'
Apex Computas,gone for a byte.
'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'
'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'
"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"
Food van driving through an office.
The facilitator from hell.
"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."
'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'
"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."
'A sandwich?'
Boy at Computer.
'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'
ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.
A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.
"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."
Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.
"They love me...they really, really love me!"
"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."
"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"
Always! Just as I sit down to eat!
'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'
Wait, Dear --- You forgot your lunch! Oh, heck! I'm already halfway to work!
'Ms Phipps! Joey accidentally brought his grandmother's cream cheese and cucumber sandwich for lunch! Call 911!'
First Job As A Lunch Lady Gifts Collection
First Job As A Lunch Lady Mugs
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First Job As A Lunch Lady Pillows
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First Job As A Lunch Lady Prints
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First Job As A Lunch Lady T-Shirts
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