First Job As A Lunch Lady Pillows

"Well if bread's free, and gravy's free, how about bread and gravy?"

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Expense account or regular?"

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."

'You made me jump.'

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

'I don't eat red meat. That's ok, this is gone green.'

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

Food van driving through an office.

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

The facilitator from hell.

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

"Everywhere you look, there's a rate hike."

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

'A sandwich?'

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Boy at Computer.

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

'Don't worry, Sir. Most of our customers get indigestion when they see the bill.'

"They love me...they really, really love me!"

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'I was bringing your businessman's lunch, sir, but a Government bureaucrat confiscated it!'

'Ms Phipps! Joey accidentally brought his grandmother's cream cheese and cucumber sandwich for lunch! Call 911!'

"At last...after so many missed days...so many cruel days apart...we are together once again!"

'I burnt my hand in hot water.' - 'Why didn't you feel it before putting your hand in?'