Lunch Conversationalist Gifts

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

"I brought my lunch."

Chick in noodle soup.

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Lunch!"

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"This isn't a donor heart. It's a tuna on rye."

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

Woman opens sushi box.

Wow, you're right! Your mom's regurgitated worms are way better than my mom's!

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"Veni, Vidi, Lunchi."

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

"Paved in gold? Oh my, no. With out crumbling infrastructure we're doing well if the streets are paved at all."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"I prefer working remotely, except when there's a free lunch."

'Then it's decided... the United Nations will bring full sanctions against Rienzo's Hoagie Hut for today's cruddy lunch.'

C.I.A. concealing the location of their lunch appointment.

"We're still negotiating. I want a six-figure starting salary and they don't want to hire me."

'Major breakthrough! We've all agreed on Pizza for lunch.'

'I didn't get the settlement I was hoping for...turns out I'd already spent most of his money while we were married.'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"If it's still following me around at noon, you'll bet I'll eat it."

"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris."

Ballroom. Political Forum. At least they served lunch during that rambling incoherent speech. Alphabet soup and a word salad.

I'm finally done celebrating the State of the Union address. What are you talking about? House of Java.net CyberCafe. Every year after the speech, I drive cross-country and date ladies from every region, and of every race, creed and color. It's my way of spending time with like-minded patriots to celebrate how we're all more similar than we are different. Whether you're in California, the deep south or far-off Hawaii, you're never more than a 2-hour drive from miniature golf. Think about that.

Randy, do you think I'm stuck working here, working at this cafe? Why do you ask? Maybe I could branch out, test the waters, see if I've got the courage and capacity to try something new. Are you saying I hang out at this cafe because I've got nowhere else to go? What just happened? If I just said something aloud, it had no weight or meaning.

"I've had a few days to calm down and process things and I've come to the realization that I was wrong to have had faith in humanity."