Lunch Conversationalist T-Shirts

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

"I'm feeling quite generous today, so what do you say we all go out to lunch huh? Dawson's treat."

"I brought my lunch."

"Lunch!"

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

Chick in noodle soup.

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'Don't worry about lunch for me today Simpkins, I've brought my own.'

Woman opens sushi box.

'Yo! It's lunchtime!'

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

"Veni, Vidi, Lunchi."

"I prefer working remotely, except when there's a free lunch."

"Paved in gold? Oh my, no. With out crumbling infrastructure we're doing well if the streets are paved at all."

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

"We're still negotiating. I want a six-figure starting salary and they don't want to hire me."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

C.I.A. concealing the location of their lunch appointment.

'Then it's decided... the United Nations will bring full sanctions against Rienzo's Hoagie Hut for today's cruddy lunch.'

'Major breakthrough! We've all agreed on Pizza for lunch.'

'I didn't get the settlement I was hoping for...turns out I'd already spent most of his money while we were married.'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"I've had a few days to calm down and process things and I've come to the realization that I was wrong to have had faith in humanity."

"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris."

"If it's still following me around at noon, you'll bet I'll eat it."

"Okay, who wants a wrap, who gets a steak and who's the fish?"