Lunchtime Conversationalist T-Shirts

'Here she comes with the one o'clock news.'

"Not with them. They only talk about their chronic health ailments."

'Can I interest you in a lunch blitz?'

Time for tea and friendship.

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

Job Safety - Lunch.

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

"C'mon man. It's not a BLT without bacon."

"It's a club sandwich. It's like sushi but with bread."

I've noticed the tone of your letters always change after lunch.

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!"

Deconstructing Lunch

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

"Why can't you read the paper at breakfast, like other husbands?"

"This mail? Oh, Helen from statistics just wants to know if we'll have lunch together."

"This school is so good, I even learn stuff during lunch."

"I'll trade you one note of loving maternal encouragement for a bag of corn chips."

How Life Changes In A Paperless Society.

"I'm talking lunch now, not politics...does this sandwich pass the smell test?"

"Look what we can achieve when we put our differences aside and make some tough choices...LUNCH!"

Policemen enjoying lunch ponder low crime reportage at lunch time.

"Psst... You could always buy another lunch at lunchtime."

Cafeteria. The customer line is messed up and there's something wrong with the legumes. I told you to mind your peas and queues!

"Sometime Fred, I don't think you listen to a word I say."

'No thanks. Last time I had one of your tiny sandwiches I bit my finger.'

"I'll trade you a peanut butter sandwich for your meds."

"Ever since lunch today, I've been thinking about lunch tomorrow."