Lunchtime Linguist T-Shirts

"It's a club sandwich. It's like sushi but with bread."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Just look what we can accomplish when we work towards a common goal...LUNCH!"

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

Boy at Computer.

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

"Now tell me, what do you think you would bring to our company?"

'The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on.'

"C'mon man. It's not a BLT without bacon."

Literary Lunch

I've noticed the tone of your letters always change after lunch.

"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!"

"Just back from lunch . . . I needed to stretch my legs."

'Have you noticed how the building inspector always arrives around lunch time?'

'Here she comes with the one o'clock news.'

'Mr. Walsh, it's not a hostile takeover. It's only your lunch!'

"This school is so good, I even learn stuff during lunch."

Ivan's lunch hour would be an extended one.

"I'll trade you one note of loving maternal encouragement for a bag of corn chips."

"I love a man with an untrimmed crust."

Lunch Break

Lunch

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

'A little one that hangs on the door knob, Ed.'

"I'm talking lunch now, not politics...does this sandwich pass the smell test?"

"Not with them. They only talk about their chronic health ailments."

"Psst... You could always buy another lunch at lunchtime."

"Look what we can achieve when we put our differences aside and make some tough choices...LUNCH!"