Lunch Hour Expert T-Shirts

"Psst... You could always buy another lunch at lunchtime."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

Boy at Computer.

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

'Why can't you just use the microwave like everyone else?'

Much to the surprise of all his colleagues, Gavin concluded the lunchtime presentation on company expansion with a rather eccentric song and dance act.

'Life, like lunch, is full of difficult choices.'

'I quit drinking coffee with lunch - it was keeping me awake all afternoon.'

"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."

'Okay...who put my lunch through the mass spectrometer?'

"Our thought was that you would just brown-bag it."

"It's a club sandwich. It's like sushi but with bread."

I've noticed the tone of your letters always change after lunch.

"...Who ordered the ham and cheese on banana bread?"

'Here she comes with the one o'clock news.'

Ivan's lunch hour would be an extended one.

"This school is so good, I even learn stuff during lunch."

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

'Look Morrison, I've no objections to staff eating at their desks, but I have to draw the line at your pocket barbecue.'

"A bigger sandwich doesn't grant you a longer lunch break."

"Look what we can achieve when we put our differences aside and make some tough choices...LUNCH!"

"Not with them. They only talk about their chronic health ailments."

Office Lunch Menu - Bite of sandwich, sip of drink.

'No thanks. Last time I had one of your tiny sandwiches I bit my finger.'

Golfing break at the office

'Can I interest you in a lunch blitz?'

'So, THIS, Hopkins, is what you do on your lunch hours!'