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". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"Oh good, you brought Robert's rules of order."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

Out to Scrunch.

Cancel that turkey and prawn sandwich...

"Here we see the size of your portion, choice of toppings and cost per slice. If we're in agreement, I'll place the order."

"Lunchward ho!"

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

Boy at Computer.

"Lunch!"

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

"Any requests? We're here for the entire lunch break."

Sandwich filing.

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

' I think now would be a good time to adjourn for lunch.'

'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

'You're the first person to ask for a shopping hour in addition to a lunch hour.'

"It's a working lunch."

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"I've found that falling face first into my plate and snoring loudly is effective in ending a long lunch meeting."

I think he's just gone for an early lunch break.

'He's out to lunch...but he won't be long, nobody took him.'

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"That's generous of Mike to offer, but there's really no good reason for your lunch breaks to require a designated driver."

Food for thought vendor serves think tank employees.