Lunchroom Philosopher Gifts

"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!"

"My email is down... talk to me."

"You don't whisper anymore."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"So that's where you were last night."

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

'I wanted shorter hours, so he cut my breaks.'

"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Continental Drift.

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

Isn't that a surveillance camera?

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

That's not quite what I meant by a 'balanced diet'..

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"I'll get that. First go get me a glass of warm water."

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

Chinese business cuisine.

Drinks: Tea, Coffee, Choco, Scalded Leg, Wet Shoe, Half a Cup, No Cup.

"Johnson, what are you doing? It's not time for your break yet."

'I pretend to work.They pretend to pay me!'

"They want to turn the clocks back?"

"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."