Lunchroom Philosophers Gifts

Deconstructing Lunch

"You don't whisper anymore."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Continental Drift.

"Hi Mike, how's the Leprosy research going?"

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

...Five ways for the cities-towns to raise money...

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"I'll get that. First go get me a glass of warm water."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"I can see the green shoots of recovery. The fag butts are getting longer."

"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"

Chinese business cuisine.

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

"They want to turn the clocks back?"

"I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it's just to annoy people."

"I don't know, sweetheart. Perhaps Daddy can tell us if chickens have souls."

"I'm only writing fake product reviews until I find someone to publish my novel."

'Biscuit?' 'Leave it in the in-tray for the morning.'

"Mexican food?! This is America! I want pizza!"

"We're migrant coffee table dwellers, and we adore the unassuming simplicity of your lounge."

"I keep it on to remind me that I managed to escape a life of crime before I was in too deep."

"It's a novel about quarterly reports."

"Sir, your sitting here and drinking coffee while simply musing is making our guests uncomfortable."

"I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?"

"We're close to being reliant solely on renewable sources of outrage."

"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"