Lunch Break Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift for your lunch break philosopher? These witty and insightful products are designed for those who love to reflect during their midday meals. Whether they’re deep in thought over a sandwich or pondering life’s big questions while nibbling on a salad, our collection offers clever mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to their contemplative spirit. Give a gift that combines humor and intellect, and makes every lunch break a moment of inspiration.

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Chinese business cuisine.

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"I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?"

"I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?" mockup

"I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?"

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'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.' mockup

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

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"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you." mockup

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

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Back in 5 minutes!

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"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!" mockup

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

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"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special." mockup

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

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'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.' mockup

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

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"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?" mockup

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

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Back in a snap (chiropractor).

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'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?' mockup

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

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Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine. mockup

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

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'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,' mockup

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

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UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

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'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.' mockup

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

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"Lunchward ho!"

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'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!' mockup

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

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"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding." mockup

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

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Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

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Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out mockup

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

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Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.' mockup

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

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Sandwich filing.

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Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Toast with faces popped up from toaster. mockup

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

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One Hour Sandwich shop

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"According to the survey,retention is helped by training and money...There's no mention of chaining staff to their desks."

"According to the survey,retention is helped by training and money...There's no mention of chaining staff to their desks." mockup

"According to the survey,retention is helped by training and money...There's no mention of chaining staff to their desks."

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"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish." mockup

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

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'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.' mockup

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

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"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?" mockup

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

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"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference." mockup

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

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"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers." mockup

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

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"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!" mockup

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

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"I love your shadow, it's so retro." mockup

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

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'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.' mockup

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

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'I'm on Break.'

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"I can't continue working these hours...I feel as though I'm missing Michael's childhood...." "His name's Mark!"

"I can't continue working these hours...I feel as though I'm missing Michael's childhood...." "His name's Mark!" mockup

"I can't continue working these hours...I feel as though I'm missing Michael's childhood...." "His name's Mark!"

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Lunch Break Philosopher Gifts Collection

Lunch Break Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of lunch break philosopher mugs—perfect for turning their midday meal into a moment of reflection.

Lunch Break Philosopher Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate lunchtime pondering—an ideal way for your philosopher to relax and reflect.

Lunch Break Philosopher Prints

Shop unique prints that inspire thoughtful lunch breaks—bring humor and reflection into their daily routine.

Lunch Break Philosopher T-Shirts

Discover witty and thoughtful t-shirts for lunch break philosophers—combine humor and insight in their everyday wardrobe.