Lunch Break Philosopher Mugs

Chinese business cuisine.

"I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?"

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."

Back in 5 minutes!

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'Yes,we have equal pay in that we are grossly underpaid, all of us.'

"Is this a bad time for our feedback meeting?"

Back in a snap (chiropractor).

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

UFO Society: Abducted for Lunch

'We'll have lunch here and then we'll keep looking for whales.'

"Lunchward ho!"

'I suppose you're wondering why you're not on it!'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

Workaholic Business Lunch - In / Out

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

Sandwich filing.

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

One Hour Sandwich shop

"According to the survey,retention is helped by training and money...There's no mention of chaining staff to their desks."

"Hold on, Brandon. Let your probationary period expire before you start microwaving fish."

'I haven't gone to lunch in eight years, so they're letting me retire one week early.'

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"At lunchtime Dr. Jones just loves taking union talk with his fellow brothers."

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'I'm on Break.'

"I can't continue working these hours...I feel as though I'm missing Michael's childhood...." "His name's Mark!"