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'I don't know whos lunch this was but the meatloaf was terrific!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"First time pruning?"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Deliboys

"Expense account or regular?"

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Am Awful Crammer.

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

Cookie Surveillance

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Fido and Fifi

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

"I have called this meeting to order... so where’s that lunch menu?"

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

The facilitator from hell.

Lunch-Hour Highlights

'A sandwich?'

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

Mr Kleats can't talk now. He's deep into his post-lunch funk.

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Cookie Thief

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

ACME Rocket Testing Company - Out to Launch.

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

A dog biscuit

Does anyone have any ideas that aren't about lunch?

'I was bringing your businessman's lunch, sir, but a Government bureaucrat confiscated it!'

Wait, Dear --- You forgot your lunch! Oh, heck! I'm already halfway to work!