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"Waiter I asked for apricot preserve with my toast!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"First time pruning?"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Artists of the wild west.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Am Awful Crammer.

Cookie Surveillance

White Collar Crime.

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Fido and Fifi

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

All Day Deals!

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Cookie Thief

Lady has a coffee break.

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

A dog biscuit

Another Rookie Mistake