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"Waiter I asked for apricot preserve with my toast!"

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

"First time pruning?"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Artists of the wild west.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Am Awful Crammer.

White Collar Crime.

Cookie Surveillance

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Fido and Fifi

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

All Day Deals!

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Cookie Thief

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

Lady has a coffee break.

Dunking biscuits in the bosses tea.

"Let it go. I was thinking of taking early retirement anyway."

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.

A dog biscuit

Another Rookie Mistake

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'